Interviewer: So Lice, we have some questions for you today. Lice: Well make it fast.
Interviewer: Are you still friends with Dusty? Lice: No way! Shelly worked on the boat and she KNOWS he is guilty. I'm totally against Dusty.
NOOO! I'm running out of beer!
Interviewer: Why did you take Shelly's Jeep? Lice: I needed a getaway car but I can't tell you why.
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Interviewer: Do you think you have a drinking problem? Lice: I think I'm fine the way I am, and DON´T JUDGE ME!
Interviewer: Why are you in jail? Lice: As I said, I stole Shelly's Jeep. I also stole money from her, AND pretty much everything else she owns.
Interviewer: It's getting late, so this will be the last question. Do you think Shelly will be really upset with you? Lice: Of course she will, I took all her stuff. But I'm going to attempt to apologize and make it up to her. But I'm not sure if our relationship will continue...