There was once a very sexy eighteen year old wife named Alisoun she was married to an old carpenter named John. There were two men that were in love with her. A man named Nicholas and a man named Absoloun
What seems to be the matter?
One day Nicholas was only flirting with Alisoun until she threatened to cry for help, he than begun to cry to which then Alisoun promised to sleep with him.
Nicholas devises a plan to get himself alone with Alisoun first he tells Alisoun to tel John that he is sick.
Nicholas tells John about a vision he had in which he sees a terrible event happen. He explains to John that waters twice as great as Noah's flood will cover the land exterminating all life. Thus, they come up with a plan to survive.
iJohn and Nicholas devise a plan that consists of them getting bath tubs and places them on top of the barn. Then Nicholas sneaks off with Alisoun to sleep with her but the Absolon sees this and gets extremely jelous.
Absolon comes back with an enraged state of mind. He asks Alisoun for one kiss but instead he ends up kissing Nicholas's buttocks. The commotion that ensues makes John fall off the roof with the bathtub therefore attracting the whole town which then laughs at them. Whit Fiske