The lady you need to murder lives in New York City!
The house is by a bridge.The guard goes for a beer at 11 O'clock at night. Commit the murder at 11:15. Make it quick and easy with a knife.
Little does she know...
Oh my gosh! A murder is going to happen and my husband is not,here!
... She was the one who was going to be killed!
From all the suspense she farts uncontrollably.
A murderer with a knife walks in the room with a knife. Although, he becomes unconscious and eventually dies from the "harmful gasses".
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