AY! You there! You look like you could use some help
We'll help a buddy out,only if you agree to drink to the health of the king of Bulgars!
I WILL,PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING TO BE FED!
Do you believe that the pope is Antichrist?
Candide was living a marvelous life until, he was caught kissing the Baron's daughter behind a screen and was kicked out by the Baron.
Candide was approached by two men who would offer to help out Candide only if he drank too the health of Bulgars,and Candide being naive,said yes.Which caused him to join the military which later led to him being abused until his skin is nearly flayed.
Later on,there was a war and there were dead people everywhere and burning villages so Candide left as fast as he could. Which led him to meeting a priest asking if he thinks if the Pope is Antichrist;which Candide did not know and got poop dumped on his head by the priest's wife.