God: I cannot say the same about the rest of you. I am upset with you Eliphaz, Bildad, and Zophar for spouting poor and theologically unsound advice. Job: Fret not my Lord. I am sure that they are sorry for their mistakes. PLease forgive them my God.
God: Did you see how my child reacted? He has not cursed me once. Now that is a loyal child. Satan: Give me one more chance to test him. God: Sure go ahead. I doubt that he will. Satan: Bet.
Wife: You're really out here praying to God when He took away everything we had?! Curse Him, don't praise Him!