Ever since the kids at school adulterated his lunch box, Alex was furious ,and the next day, came in the guise of a clown.
Your lunch box looks ugly
All the kids gaped, and stood in shock, as Alex went to the people who bullied him, and punched them in the face, punishing them for their dour attitudes the day before.
. His brutal actions left the bullies bereft, and at the mercy of the crowd of kids that were ready to get their revenge on the bullies.
The kids augmented their chances when they brought out rubber bands, and soon, they deployed hundreds of the elastic bands upon their oppressors.
They gibed at their tormentors, turning the tide on them, and for the first time, the bullies cringed and showed absolutely no fortitude.
Ha! You got what you deserved you little brats.
They tried to fight back, using both hands to throw anything that was near them, but even being ambidextrous did not help them get out of their predicament. Once again, good triumphed over evil, once again.
Our ambidextrous abilities are not helping us. WE ARE DOOMED.