We should get King LeBron James Banned from the NBA!
No, no. We should get Kevin Durant banned from the NBA!
How's about we get both banned! Let's meet Kevin on his daily forest walk!
If it were not for Kevin Durant we would've never won Game 7 of the Western Conference Finals! Oh ya, that Russell guy was good too, also i broke my leg.
Then it is said! Kevin Durant shall recieve MVP for his efforts!
I will call the medic
"All Hail, Kevin Durant! Hail to you, MVP!"
"All Hail, Kevin Durant! Hail to you, Rookie of the year!"
"All Hail, Kevin Durant! Hail to you, King of Basketball!"
These accolades are very honorable but you say my sons will be kings of basketball? Is it?
How, Blasphemous. I am the Rookie of the year though.
The weird trio was right! So I will be King of Basketball! Right?
The Weird Trio of Draymond Green(left), Klay Thompson(center), and Demarcus Cousins(right) were scheming on their next way that they could interrupt with the balance of the NBA when they decided to get the leagues best two players banned.
"My worthiest kinsman! Just this moment I felt guilty for not having thanked you enough." You are to be MVP Kevin! also thank you too Russell.
No, thank you King James!
Hip Hip Hooray!
Meanwhile, The King of Basketball LeBron James talks to an injured basketball player, James Harden. King James acknowledges Kevin Durant's game 7 heroics and awards him with the Most Valuable Player award.
Kevin will be MVP and the King of Basketball! But that wont be possible if the King is still in the NBA! We must get him banned from the leaugue!
Hello madam, the King of Basketball shall stay here tonight.
Thank you for the news sir!
The weird trio of Draymond Green, Klay Thompson, and Demarcus Cousins confront Kevin Durant and his team mate Russell Westbrook. They tell them that Kevin will be Rookie of the year, Most Valuable Player, and the King of Basketball while they tell Russell that only his sons will be kings.
Now that I've spiked King James' drink with PED's, I shall be the new king of basketball!
When Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook return to King LeBron James' basketball court, Kevin receives the Most Valuable Player award and a standing ovation from the bystanders. Kevin starts to believe in what the weird trio were saying about him becoming the King of Basketball.
Kevin Durant's Wife receives a text message from Kevin telling her of all the fortunes that the weird trio had predicted for him, however Kevin's wife knows that Kevin cannot become king if King James is still in the NBA. A messenger from the King himself comes to tell Kevin's Wife that he will be staying over at their residence for the night. She thinks of a plan to get the King banned.
As King James has a scheduled drug test first thing in the morning, Kevin Durant and his wife come up with an idea to get James banned from the NBA. Kevin spikes LeBron's favourite drink, sprite cranberry, with performance enhancing drugs. Kevin thinks to himself that he will become the new king of basketball.