The procedure will be quick and easy, I have done it over 20 times. There will be no risks.
Ok, lets get this surgery over with, I'm hungry.
Owww, I'm in even more pain! You said there would be no risks. I'll sue you!
Maam, I never said that.
After the initial surgery I was left in more pain then I was before! I had to get another surgery to fix the pain and the cost was far out of my budget!
When the patient signed the consent from she agreed to all the risks associated with the surgery. I also never said that there wouldn't be risks associated with the surgery.
I have decided to award the plaintiff with the damages of negligence on behalf of the defendant. She shall recieve 20,000 to relieve all injuries injuries sustained. The defendant is also ordered to take a suspension for one month as he was negligent and may be danger for future patients.