John the carpenter is a middle aged man who is married to an 18 year old maiden named Alison. She is a charming woman and attracts the attention of Nicholas the Gallant and Absalon.
Absalon attempts to sing to Alison in the night but she was uninterested in the advance leaving him wondering how to win her hand. Nicholas swoops in and actually convinces Alison to.. uh.. study cows with him. John is oblivious to his wife's treachery.
Nicholas hatches a dastardly plan on how he will be able study cows with Alison. John, being a bit naive, buys into a bogus story (Created by Nicholas) about how Noah's Ark 2 is about to happen.
John is super tired from preparing for the flood, so he passes out; This leaves Nick and Alison alone, for a moment. Eventually, Absalon attempts to sing again and win over Alison again but, Nick being the trickster he is, Absalon is tricked into kissing a cow instead of Alison.
Absalon is furious over kissing a cow, so, he comes back. Nick hears Absalon request another kiss. Nick actually thinks Absalon is a little cute and decides to trick him into kissing him, but, what was waiting for him was a fist and not lips. The commotion wakes John suddenly and in a panic (Thinking the flood was coming) trips.
John is left with a broken arm, Absalon has nightmares about cows, Nick has a black eye, and Alison has more knowledge about cows than she did before.