monocle snake of infinite knowledge

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A noodle learns you a thing.

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  • Hello fren, let me do you a learn on this night. I will trade infinite knowledge of the universe for a boop.
  • Oh heck.
  • *boop*
  • It all begins with glucose, which then goes through a process called glycolysis .
  • With oxygen (aerobic) , cellular respiration occurs and acetyl CoA is produced. Then, the Kreb's Cycle happens, followed by electron transport.
  • There is much more to learn, but our time is growing short. Life is finite, and in the grand scheme of things, our lives are but the blink of an eye in an indifferent universe. Also, I have a wedding to attend.
  • Without oxygen (anaerobic), fermentation occurs. This produces lactic acid in animals and ethyl alcohol in plants.
  • It's not over, Shelia. I will have revenge on the wolves for the death of my son.
  • Sunlight, carbon dioxide, ATP, photosynthesis... None of it matters. The concepts of thoughts and time are but a construct of humanity in an attempt to understand the world around them.
  • We are nothing but the actions we commit while we are on this Earth. So live your life well, and you will not regret it in death.
  • The universe was not made to be understood. It was made to exist. Life has no meaning. Knowledge has no meaning. We are nothing.
  • Now, the sun is coming up, or rather, the Earth is spinning around. In the daylight, I must leave you and ascend to my true form.
  • Farewell, mortal. I hope I have enlightened you.
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