Knight: why hello my king, and queen, you summon me? Queen: well my fellow knight, you have been convicted with a crime called rape, you have a year and a day to find out what women desire. Or else, beheaded of you.
Knight: old lady, please tell me the answer to my questions. Old lady: you must make things right, marry her.
Knight: oh wife of baths, be my wife so i may not die