Updated: 2/18/2020

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  • Are you tired of having a cheap skateboard spontaneously exploding on you on
  • Yes
  • We have the product for you
  • Introducing the diamond skateboard. This skateboard is made out of 99.9 percent diamond
  • But how does it work
  • With years of research we have found that not only will the skateboard not break but it will be immune to explosions
  • ax³+bx²+cx+d=0 x=(-b±√(b^2-4ac))/(2a) ax²+bx+c=0 ax⁴+bx³+cx²+dx+f=0
  • For the low price of $79.99
  • If you buy now in the next 24 hours we will give you 4 free wheels