The Ruby Necklace

Thanks for not hitting me, sorry about your car
My car is in the ditch, would you mind if I stayed here tonight?
Of course! No problem.
Of course, but you'd trust me with something so important?
Would you be able to deliver this necklace to my sister? She lives in Dallas.
I think you're exactly the right person for the job...
This makes no sense, I can't find her sister anywhere!
What is going on? I could have sworn the cabin was right here! Oh well, I guess I'll just hold on to this necklace for now...
God, why are things going so downhill? I shouldn't have spent so much money...how am I going to come up with $174,000 for the house?
In other news, the U.S. economy is on the brink of one of the greatest recessions of our time. Here's Linda with the latest...
Is this necklace worth anything?
Actually, that's quite a rare gem! It's worth about $175,000!
But didn't you promise to deliver that to someone? That's such bad karma...
All our problems are solved! This necklace is worth enough money to finish paying off the house!
Dad promised he would be here...he hasn't come to a game all season and couldn't even be bothered to come see us win the championship...
God, please help me