Mini Memoir

In second grade, I was a complete BRAT.
assertive stance
Rude smirk
ME!
Bossy finger pointing
A new girl came to school. I decided to look past the fact that she was new, and let her join my friend group.
Hmm... new? That sounds kind of lame... but sure!
Hi, I'm new here. Wanna be friends?
Awesome!
Then, the drama started. New Girl had told her mom that I was mean to her! As if!
You told on me?! Snitch!
Why is she so mean...
Shh, not now!
We decided we couldn't all hang out at once. We had to ration our collective favorite friend...
I'll take Wednesdays!
I call Mondays!
Uh, guys? What about what I want?
I want Tuesdays!
The drama became overwhelming, with everybody fighting all the time.
Always smells great!
Nice!
The people who I thought were my friends had all turned on each other...
Funny!
The favorite
Eventually, Ms. Pendelton had to take it into her own hands. Lets just say it'll never happen again...
I HEREBY BAN YOU ALL FROM HANGING OUT ON SCHOOL PROPERTY! AND A REFERAL FOR DAVIE...