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- Slayt: 1
- Muriel, read me the Fourth Commandment. Does it not say something about never sleeping in a bed?
- It says, 'No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets.
- 1. man i'm not writing seven commandments2. It's totally not like i forgot the rest3. Only 4 is important anyways4. No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets5. Please don't dock points for my tomfoolery6. It's just for this comic trust me7. Also I genuinely hate Squealer, he's the most bootlicking bootlicker ever. I'm gonna manifest curses upon him like a witch in the 17th century.
- Slayt: 2
- 1. man i'm not writing seven commandments2. It's totally not like i forgot the rest3. Only 4 is important anyways4. No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets5. Please don't dock points for my tomfoolery6. It's just for this comic trust me7. Also I genuinely hate Squealer, he's it the most bootlicking bootlicker ever. I'm gonna manifest curses upon him like a witch in the 17th century.
- You did not suppose, surely, that there was ever a ruling against beds?
- A bed merely means a place to sleep in. A pile of straw in a stall is a bed!!
- Slayt: 3
- 1. man i'm not writing seven commandments2. It's totally not like i forgot the rest3. Only 4 is important anyways4. No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets5. Please don't dock points for my tomfoolery6. It's just for this comic trust me7. Also I genuinely hate Squealer, he's it the most bootlicking bootlicker ever. I'm gonna manifest curses upon him like a witch in the 17th century.
- The rule was against sheets, which are a human invention. We have removed the sheets from the farmhouse beds, and sleep between blankets
- And very comfortable beds they are too! But not more comfortable than we need, I can tell you, comrades, with all the brainwork we have to do nowadays. You would not rob us of our repose, would you, comrades?
- Slayt: 0
- I know Squealer is right, but holy yap....
- I guess that makes sense...
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