Bud, Not Buddy: Vampire Scene

Hi my name's Bud, not Buddy...I don't like mustard! I mean... I ran away from Grand Rapids, sir.
Say hey! Who are you, where are you from? I will give you food and drink if you tell me...
Oh boy, let's get you in the car.
*Holds up sandwich and Red Pop*
He's a vampire!!
URGENT: CONTAINS HUMAN BLOOD
*Lefty lets go of arm and Bud runs to car*
*Bud climbs in, locks doors and STEPS ON IT*
Roll the window down for a minute, Bud. What's this??
*Car sputters to a stop*
*Lefty catches up and knocks on window*
Bud, if I am a vampire, why do I have a sandwich and Red Pop?
*Bud takes out jackknife*
Sweet baby Jesus, why me??
Good point...
Where've you ever heard of a vampire driving a car??
Hmm... bait!
Don't you think I can read? How come you're carrying real human blood around in your car?
Umm... ugh, ok.
Thank God you didn't know how to drive. By the way, the blood was for a hospital.
Could I please see your teeth, sir?
If you'da showed me some fangs I'da learned real fast, sir. Sorry for the situation!
*Opens mouth*
Scary face, but no fangs...

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