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Totally Scrooged
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- SCROOGEDAs F***!
- Please come to Christmas dinner Uncle? I'll even showcase my acting skills.
- I've had enough of you acting up already.
- How will we ever afford Tiny Jims medical costs?
- That flower in your hair is so ga......Wait..
- I can hear you up here you know! There's absolutely nothing wrong with my legs!! Cartwheels!? I'm 60 for FFS!
- He's not even my real dad.
- Please may I have Christmas Day off, Sir?
- What!? Well you better have all the reports done for 7am Boxing Day then.
- Gruel, all I get is gruel. To be honest it's all I like. I'm a fussy b****** when it comes to food.
- Who wants to get lit!!
- Christ! I must have been hammered last night!
- Bugger. He's come round...
- Bret Marley, aren't you supposed to be dead? Oh lord above help me!
- One Love. One Heart......
- Bollocks!!
- Three spirits will visit you tonight! You must change or become like me, tortured for all eternity.
- The ghost of Christmas past visits Scrooge and takes him to an Insights Christmas party.
- I'm smashed. TAXI!!
- I remember this. I loved this!
- We are missing Crystal!
- Leave it to me...
- You again?
- I think you've had enough
- Sorry I'm late. Traffic was a bitch.What...?
- I can't believe I didn't fight for her.
- Your junk stinks...
- Diane broke up with you here and you did nothing to prevent it!
- Whatever.
- ...and I don't need this bloody stick!!
- FFS. There's nothing wrong with him.
- Spirit, will Tiny Tim live?
- What a wonderful Christmas party!!! Not sure about you're performance of Dorothy in Wizard of Oz though?
- It was banging. Just a shame Uncle Scott, I mean Scrooge, never comes.
- I wish I chose to go, Spirit.
- Why trouble me dreadful apparition?
- I'm French. It's what I do.
- Spirit, is this my fate? I promise to change! I will change! I will live in the past, present and the future!!!
- Jesus, you really are a whiny little bitch. I can't be done with shit like this.
- Ebenezer Scrooge
- Here is a turkey Stu. Gobble. Gobble, eh? Heh heh!
- Stu Cratchit, I am going raise your salary.
- Thank you Mr Scrooge. Tiny Jim will now be able to fulfill his dream of Olympic Gold in gymnastics!
- There's more chance of that f***ing turkey doing cartwheels!
- The End
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