Thanksgiving 3
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- Hmm, maybe I shouldn't go to that play next week, nah, I will
- I declare Thanksgiving a holiday!
- What do you bring to Thanksgiving diner if you sat on pumpkin pie?Squash Casserole!
- Why did the turkey cross the road on Thanksgiving? So people would think he was a chicken!
- Why did the policeman pull you over after the meal? Cause you were way over your speed limit!
- How did salt and pepper welcome the guests on Thanksgiving? Seasonings greetings!
- With Coronavirus being a concern, what is the most popular side dish? Masked potatoes!
- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi!
- What's the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?All About That Baste.
- Why was the turkey put in jail?The police suspected fowl play
- What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing Wing Wing!
- What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist.
- Why did the turkey taste off this year? We ran out of time to make it!
- If your great-grandmother saw you making boxed mashed potatoes ...... she would turn over in her gravy.
- My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes ...... but I told them I couldn't quit cold turkey.”
- Abraham Lincoln declared Thanksgiving a holiday!
- Bonus Jokes!
- Why did the turkey play the drums in his band?Because he already had drum sticks!
- Danny:Why did the cranberries turn red?Jake:Beats me.Danny:Because they saw the turkey dressing!
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