Chris and Pat

I hate Shoveling. Well I'm just gonna throw it on Chris's car.
Such a rude guy. Never even says hello to me.
Say, looks like the snow is coming down hard.
Why is he throwing snow on my car?!?!?!?!
looks like I'm going to need to have a civilized conversation with him
Pat, can you please not throw snow on my car? And can you shovel it off. This is not the way to shovel.
HA! HOW ABOUT YOU SHOVEL THE SNOW OFF!
I WILL NOT! THIS IS YOUR MESS!
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? CALL THE COPS OVER SNOW?!
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? CALL THE COPS OVER SNOW?!