Tangerine-MEME

Lets just go through A PORTION of Tangerine County, and what it's like right now.
Hi, I'm Paul Fisher, and this is my brother Erik. Eh, we'll get to him later. It all started when we moved to Tangerine in our brand new house...
Oh my gosh! MIKE! Are you okay?!
Someone call an Ambulance!
Well, my brother's "friend" Mike Costello sadly passed away, yeah he kinda got electrocuted by lightning striking a goalpost...longstory.
Ahhhh!
Oh no!
I GOT YOU! HOLD ON!
Turn in Homework
Ahhh! Please help me!
Then a sinkhole tore up half of my school Lake Windsor, and I had to go to another school,, to top that off i got kicked off the soccer team because my mom told my coach that i had an IEP...thanks mom.
Erik convinced Arthur to hit Luis with a blackjack because Erik hit Luis' brother Tino. Erik just had to call Arthur to take care of his business.
Erik...What did you just get me into...?
Haha! Now you got what you deserve Luis!
But it wasn't me! I didn't mean to!
Then, Arthur got arrested for the connection with Luis' death. The police think there might be another suspect... Ahem Erik.
Mhmm... tell it to the Judge, kid.
Well, now you're probably asking yourself, "How did Tangerine County get this bad?". My answer, It all started when we moved to Tangerine...in our brand new house.