Just Say no to phases

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Time to get the day going buddy
Hey Dad, Hey Dad
Yeah Jake
Do we have a phaser?
Why do you ask kiddo?
No buddy, it's not something to play with. You know that.
Can I play with it
Do I though? I bet it looks like one of my toys.
Well it is not a toy, it is protection in case someone breaks in.
What about the 8 kids a day who are phased by accident due to improper storage of the phaser
Well that won't happen because the phaser is safely hidden
Is it? I know it is on the top shelf of the bookcase in the holo box
Well you won't be able to use it cause it has a thumbprint lock
Doesn't it have a password lock as well?
Yes it does.
I don't know the code but I am sure I could figure it out.
What about when it is just me and mom, I bet I could use it too protect us.
It isn't for you to mess with
You don't have to worry about that buddy,I am always here for you guys
But you are not always "here" dad.
You are not old enough to use the phaser, end of conversation.
Aw, okay

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