Satire

נסה את זה בחינם!

Hi! Sorry to bother you but could you please wear a mask. There's tons of people here and we just want to keep everyone safe.
The virus does not exist but fine. Do you like the mask on my ear? Now I don't have to listen to your foolish talk.
I can't breathe in a mask and it covers up my beautiful face. Oh also there is a 99.6% survival rate so I am perfectly fine.
Have you thought of the 3 million lives that we've lost! By the way it'll be harder for you to breathe on a ventilator and that face of yours won't be so pretty. Do whatever you want I guess.
OMG! I feel like I am going to die. Ugh I am so tired and sick. Why is it getting harder to breathe now. HOW IS MY FACE BLUE?
A few days later...
*cough*
Well hello again! Why are you here? You do not look okay.
Little does she know, she will never get a chance to deal with her again..
YOU EVIL WITCH. YOU GAVE ME THE VIRUS. I WILL DEAL WITH YOU ONCE I CAN SPEAK WITHOUT FEELING FAINT!
I am sorry to inform you that your time is nearing to an end. The ventilator is the only thing keeping you alive and we need this room for other patients.
..or have a chance to sue the hospital
WOW. You are just going to let me die! This is a terrible hospital. I am going to sue for malpractice.
Well at least I get to be a part of the special 0.4 % haha. Okay stop this is not funny
I am so stubborn! I should have worn that lame mask and stayed at home. I was perfectly healthy. Why did this happen to me?
Am I actually dying?

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