“Hello, ladies and gentlemen,and welcome to our production of “Fantasy Suite in D Minor”. Tonight we feature a very special guest, who will join the ensemble following intermission. We have a wonderful program ahead, so please sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.”
{sings Brahms Lullaby at the top of his lungs}
After Intermission...
{laughs}Not quite. Try the harp.Very nice. How about the violin?Now a woodwind. Flute?Thank you. Can you play brass? A trumpet, for instance.If that's the way you feel about it, let's hear the drums.
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{flies across the strings and strums a gorgeous note}
{not quite sure how, but does it anyway}
{still not sure, but goes for it.}
{plays a sudden, loud note. Someone's cranky.}
{Plays noisy solo ending in cymbal crash}
Alright, I think we're done here. But first, what would you like to play?I don't think there are accordions in orchestras, pal.{strikes gong}{chuckles}Well, the soundtrack has spoken. Goodnight, everybody.