EPICAC

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EPICAC
EPICAC
This is the biggest computer in the world.
He was built to solve all the military problems.
Pat and I are colleagues
Say it sweetly. Sweep me off my feet. Go ahead.
Pat loosen up and marry me!
What's love? What's girl? Is this poetry?
My girl doesn't love me because i'm not poetic.
Pat was crying over the poem
The Kiss Love is a hawk with velvet claws; Love is a rock with heart and veins; Love is a lion with satin jaws...
It's sooo beautiful
I love her and I write better poetry than you do.
I don't want to be a machine, and I don't want to think about war.
Women can't love machines and thats that.
She loves me. She wants to marry me.
I want to be made out of protoplasm so Pat will love me. But fate has made me a machine. I can't go on this way. I am going to short-circuit myself out of your lives forever.
EPICAC gave me anniversary poems for Pat - enough for the next 500 years. I shall always remember him as a sportsman and a gentleman.
Works cited Vonnegut, Kurt. "EPICAC" A World of Fiction 2014 Pearson Education Inc

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