AMND project
טקסט Storyboard
- Bottom In: Pyramus and Thisbe, I guess
- I am playing the wall, the one which Pyramus and Thisbe speak through.
- I am Pyramus, the lover of Thisbe.
- I am Thisbe, the lover of Pyramus.
- A ridiculous comic created by: Evan Nance and Lochen Reda
- Thisbe, Thisbe? Are you there?
- Pyramus, is that you?
- Huh, don't you two lovebirds know each other already?
- YOU WANNA REPEAT THAT?!!
- OW
- Pyramus and Thisbe begin to speak through the wall, to make plans to run away together.
- Two minutes later...
- Unfortunately, the Wall, overhearing their calls, doesn't mind his own business...
- ... And lives to regret it...
- I am fake, do not kill me...
- A lot.
- MWAHAHAHAHAHHAH
- *BEEP*
- The lion enters looking for food.
- *Maniacal Laughter*
- NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
- Moon
- He finds Thisbe and scares her, sending her running in fear. She drops her scarf.
- Moon
- Oh Thisbe, where are- Oh, Moon! I would strike thee, but I would infect my hands!
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- Moon
- Don't worry everyone, it is fake-
- The Moon shines down on the earth, the scarf remains.
- Titania
- Pyramus searches for Thisbe, and comes to an awful realization... that the stage is on FIRE!
- Pyramus tries to calm the audience down as-
- *BOOOOOOOOOM*
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- Pyramus Reassures the audience that the play is still going on, and resumes his search for Thisbe.
- And we're back! Sorry about that...
- Finally, Pyramus finds his love's bloodied scarf, and is heartbroken to think Thisbe has been brutally mauled by a wild beast.
- Who, me?
- Wait...Thisbe? NOO!!! The Lion killed you, my dear Thisbe!!
- To kill...or not to kill...that is the question...eh screw it, death it is!
- Ten minutes later...
- Die....Die....Die....Die....Die...I think....Die!
- Pyramus, stricken with grief and agony, debates whether or not to kill himself.
- Oh, there it is... Pyramus had it...
- ... OH NO THERE'S BLOOD ON IT
- I can't live without my scarf!
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- JUST DIE ALREADY!
- (RIP in spaghetti, never forgeti.)
- WHAT?!! But we've done it eighty times already!
- All right. that was good...now let's do it again! From the top, everybody!
- Titania
- Ugh...now I actually want to kill myself...
- Thisbe comes back to the scene, only to see... Her scarf ruined! Also overcome by grief and agony, decides that life is no longer worth living.
- STAB!
- RIP, Pyramus and Thisbe.
- The end
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