we should kidnap Ebenezer Dorset's child and hold them for ransom
Hey, little boy! Would you like to have a bag of candy and a nice ride?”
okay!
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heehee ill scalp you, im RED CHIEF
fine
PLEASE LOWER THE RANSOM TO $1,500! "I ain’t attempting to decry the celebrated moral aspect of parental affection, but we’re dealing with humans, and it ain’t human for anybody to give up two thousand dollars for that forty-pound chunk of freckled wildcat. I’m willing to take a chance at fifteen hundred dollars. You can charge the difference up to me."