Hello Mrs. Smith, my name is Miss Half, and I'm applying to be a waitress at your company.I have a lot of experience in being a waitress, so please hire me!
Oh no! Fine, I'll be a waitress in Mrs. Jane Lacey's company(if she accepts me!)
Hmm...I'm not very sure about you. Good-bye.
The job is yours! Come tomorrow at 7:30 A.M.! (Also dye your hair, it's just something we do, okay?)