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- Hmm, maybe I shouldn't go to that play next week, nah, I will
- I declare Thanksgiving a holiday!
- Why was the turkey put in jail?" "The police suspected fowl play
- What's the best song to sing when preparing your turkey? "All About That Baste."
- Why did the turkey play the drums in his band?Because he already had drum sticks!
- What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?" "A poultry-geist.
- "What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?" "Squash cassero
- If your great-grandmother saw you making boxed mashed potatoes ...... she would turn over in her gravy.
- My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes ..... but I told them I couldn't quit "cold turkey.!
- Abraham Lincoln declared Thanksgiving a holiday!
- Bonus Jokes!
- Danny: Why did the cranberries turn red?Jake: Beats me.Danny: Because they saw the turkey dressing!
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