Wife of Bath's Tale
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- Hey there young lady
- Hello Sir Knight
- Are you here all by yourself?
- Yes, why sir?
- I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR VIRTUE
- NOOOOOO
- Well that was fun
- 1 HOUR LATER
- *SOBBING*
- THE NEXT DAY
- KNIGHT GET OVER HERE THIS INSTANT
- Yes My Lord?
- Care to explain?
- ...
- OFF WITH YOUR HEAD
- NOOOO
- Wait My Lord, spare his life for I have one request of him
- As you wish My Lady
- Seems like you're in quite the predicament. But I have one request that might spare your life
- Tell me what all women want most. If you can't tell me now I'll grant you one year and one day to tell me. But beware the axe
- I'll do anything
- The Knight went on his journey to find the answer to the Queens request
- Gorgeous Clothes
- What do woman want the most?
- He knocked at every house...
- Fun in bed
- ...and searched every place
- To be married
- The knight was running out of time and he still has no true answer for the Queen. As the knight heads back home he runs into an old lady
- What is wrong fair knight? What are you looking for?
- Dear Mother, Please tell me what women most desire or I'm as good as dead
- I can tell you but you would have to grant me one favor from you.
- I'll do anything!
- BACK AT THE CASTLE
- Welcome back knight, it has been one year and one day. Do you have an answer ready for me?
- Please do as you wish my Queen, either I live or I die I accept my fate
- Yes my Queen, the answer is all women wanted to be treated equal or better than men
- Well it looks like you saved your life
- Hurray!