Alexander the Great COnquest
Montāžas Teksta
- Hey Alexander, the troops and us spent our whole winter crossing the Hindu Kush Mountain. We all are exhausted and tired. Lets take a break.
- Hmmm. Aristotle told me that after I cross the Hindu Kush Mountains I would see India. He said India would be a big ocean and desert, but this is something else. ???
- Sir. Please. Can we all please take a break. We spent our whole winter crossing the mountains. Cahn we please take a break?
- Permission Denied. Got to the ruins of the old temple.
- I seek permission to worship the gods at your temple. Or else we will take down Tyre.
- Clank, Clank, Bang. YEEHAWW. Look here. Get ready fight. Not really but yahhh. HOOO HAA.
- To my soldiers. Follow, there movements. Mirror them. Ah, the storm is also raging on. make sure they don't trick us.
- We Surrender Alexander. You are welcome to our city, anytime, any day. One of our most precious are the Pyramids of Giza right here behind me!
- I am Macedonia's Alexander the Great. Surrender or Die!
- Darius. YOU ARE RUNNING AGAIN!?!?!?!? You aren't our king anymore. If we survive we mutiny.
- AAAAAAAAAAAAA! Keep fighting soldiers. I'll be back. AAAAAAA! Get out of my way.
- Yeah. That's right. Run RUN like a cheetah. Yeah, you should mutiny him. I am King now.
- He runs again. HaaHeHaHaHE. Omg that's sooooo funny.
- Ha. take that you smelly Persians. This is revenge for burning Athens. Now I have burned Persepolis. Okay, time to get out of here.
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