The Battle of San Jacinto
Montāžas Teksta
- One FINE siesta morning, Santa Anna and his army decided to have some beauty sleep.
- Whooh! I'm beat!
- Their camp! Now we can attack!
- THEN...
- WAKE UP YOU FOOLS! THE REBELS ARE HERE!!!
- Soon after the Texians attacked, the battle was over. Before the battle, Santa Anna split his forces (his own now down to 1300 men) to find Sam Houston's elusive army. Seeing his opportunity, he attacked at dawn. Their battle cries were, "Remember the Alamo!', and "Remember Goliad!" After the battle, The Texians had killed more that 700 Mexican troops! Only 7 Texians died. As a perk, they even captured Santa Anna! He surrendered, and Texas was an independent state for good!
- FINE! You filthy "Texans" are free!
- And so the Texans were finally free from Mexico's iron fist!
- YAY!!!
- YAY!!!
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