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Save me from this cruel king, Ea!
Please protect my family, Ishtar!
Please give me seeds, King Gilgamesh!
I'm sick of this whining! Off with his head, double her taxes, AND BRING ME NACHOS!!!
HELP ME!!! I HAVE BEEN CHARGED WAYYYY TOO MUCH ON MY TAXES!!
Anu, Please put compassion in our king!
I have been accused of a crime I didn't commit! Please call off my execution!
Meanwhile, at the palace of the gods
What's with all the compla- I mean prayers!
Yeah! This Billgamesh or something needs to be tought a lesson!
Do not fret. I will create a challenger for Gilgamesh. Not Billgamesh, you goofy ahh God.
ooga booga!
ee o waa noo naa ree hee?
Later, in the forest.
What's this? A wild man! I know someone who can get you civilized!
Honey, who's this! Lemme feel his biceps! They're like, twice the size of yours!
What's his name?
Me name Enkindu. Hunter man say you ci- cibuh- cibuhwize me.
honey, all our biceps are sticks here.
two weeks later, after a training montage.
I just can't beleive that Gilgamesh! Such a bad man!
If he is so bad, then I will fight him!
Later, at Gilgamesh's house
Alright!
I have come to fight you! I am Enkindu!
Hey! You're pretty strong! let's be friends!
Hey! You're pretty strong! let's be friends

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