Wife of Bath's Tale

Hey there young lady
Hello Sir Knight
Are you here all by yourself?
Yes, why sir?
I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR VIRTUE
NOOOOOO
Well that was fun
1 HOUR LATER
*SOBBING*
THE NEXT DAY
KNIGHT GET OVER HERE THIS INSTANT
Yes My Lord?
Care to explain?
...
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD
NOOOO
Wait My Lord, spare his life for I have one request of him
As you wish My Lady
Seems like you're in quite the predicament. But I have one request that might spare your life
Tell me what all women want most. If you can't tell me now I'll grant you one year and one day to tell me. But beware the axe
I'll do anything
The Knight went on his journey to find the answer to the Queens request
Gorgeous Clothes
What do woman want the most?
He knocked at every house...
Fun in bed
...and searched every place
To be married
The knight was running out of time and he still has no true answer for the Queen. As the knight heads back home he runs into an old lady
What is wrong fair knight? What are you looking for?
Dear Mother, Please tell me what women most desire or I'm as good as dead
I can tell you but you would have to grant me one favor from you.
I'll do anything!
BACK AT THE CASTLE
Welcome back knight, it has been one year and one day. Do you have an answer ready for me?
Please do as you wish my Queen, either I live or I die I accept my fate
Yes my Queen, the answer is all women wanted to be treated equal or better than men
Well it looks like you saved your life
Hurray!

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