Language Bias

My boyfriend is so clingy and dependent on me... I hate it!
Maybe he's just loyal and reliable?
I've been thinking... wouldn't it be so cool if I bought a boat?!
Yeah, man. You should totally do it!
I knew getting that boat would be a terrible idea...
HELP! I'M SINKING
OMG! How'd you know?
You're a Leo? You must be extremely loyal and confident!
Studies have shown a positive correlation between eating salad and high stress levels.
I need to stop eating salad! That's what's been causing my stress!
Study Guide
Aw man... I'm definitely going to fail this exam tomorrow...
SENIOR SYMPOSIUM
FINAL EXAM
SCORE: F
Knew it...
Sorry I'm late coach, there was a lot of traffic
You're a terrible and lazy person. I don't want people like you on my team.
BREAKING NEWS! AIRPLANE CRASH LANDS IN THE OCEAN AFTER ENGINE MALFUNCTION. MANY DEAD.
NEWS
A Few Hours Later...
Uh oh...
Everyone who has gone to the moon has eaten a chicken...
Holy $%#, eating chicken causes you to go to the moon!
I'm so dumb... I'm never going to graduate
I'm still dumb
Bro, what... you literally have a 4.0 and got an A on the final...

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