Mercury Got BEEF (Part 1)

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When I was born the first thing I did was hop out of my crib and look for something to take. It was just my nature. So I hopped out of my crib and went searching.
MOO!
Hey sir. I'm going to be taking this cattle, so if anyone is asking where they went don't tell them alright? Follow me cows! I won't eat you!
Um alright. I won't say a word I promise.
Oh my gods! My cattle! You sir, have you seen my cattle?
To make sure he kept his word I had to test him. I turned into a random stranger pretend the cattle was mine to see if he would tell me where they went.
Uhh I saw a young man take them heading that way!
You've made enough false promises today! Now I'mma curse you!
What? You're him! Oh my gods you must be a god! I'm sorry I didn't know. If I did I wouldn't have said anything I promise!
Crap
Where's my Cattle!
I hate my life.

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