Oh, prince! When will you come and rescue me, so that I can life happily ever after?
Who am I kidding?
I could get out of here myself.
What do you mean? Only I can rescue you! You aren't capable of jumping down a couple feet! I must rescue you for your happily every after. You can't do it.
Just watch me.
Some time later...
Ah! Now, this is what I call a happily every after!