"Just great. I caught the wrong discharge station. Now I'll be stranded forever. Wait, is that. That is. IT'S A DEER! Nooooo! The deer is drinking me. I'm being pulled into an animal!"
"I'm never gonna see a glacier. Wait, I'm being pushed out the other end of the deer as waste. PLOP. I don't feel good at all. I want to go home! Wait, my hand is disappearing! And my legs too. I'm turning into water vapor and becoming the gas state of matter. I'm evaporating!"
Drip-0, now Vapor-0, didn't know what to do, but then, he saw the mystical Nim-Bus, who rescued him and took him to the Condensation Stop. There, he accumulated with remnants of other droplets and became heavier and heavier and heavier, until, he precipitated, or came down as rain, sleet, snow, or hail.
"Ah yes, I love the good-old weather of a warm beach. Hmm, this is really nice and toasty. Oh no! I'm evaporating into water vapor again!"
"This is the weirdest journey ever. Well, I guess I'd better go ahead and catch the Nim-Bus. ---> Time to start condensing. I guess I should attach myself to some other remnants of water droplets, and then get heavier and heavier until the clouds can't hold me and precipitate me."
And so, Drip-0 lived happily ever after. That is, until the ice cracks and he's filtered down the soil where he'll end up back in his horrid realm of groundwater.
"I'm finally on a glacier, traveling the world. My dream has been fulfilled! YAY!"