Jason and Medea (Sequel to the Golden Fleece Quest)
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- (Sighs) I'll get the murder plot ready...
- Haha jokes on you I'm not giving you the throne back.
- Dude, uncool
- Yea!
- Hey kids wanna see a rejuvenation spell for your dad that will "totally" work?
- Jason what the frick are you doing, I'm literally your patron god, but I'm also the goddess of family, so screw this I'm out.
- What the frick Jason, I'm your wife, we literally have two kids and now your ditching me?!
- OK, I got bad news and good news, bad news: Since we murdered Pelias, I lost my claim to the throne, good news: I can reclaim it by marrying this Corinthian princess
- Also my dad, the king, is banishing you because he's afraid you might do something murder y
- OK kids, I need you to give this totally not cursed golden gown and coronet to Glauce, and then I may or may not need to murder you afterwards to get payback on your dad.
- OK
- Holy crap! Glauce just caught on fire after she took that dress and coronet you sent her, then her father touched her and also burst into flames, and our kids are dead!...Wait why are you on that chariot?
- Jason I'm leaving your sorry ass and I'm gonna go bury our kids in Hera's sacred lands, and if you're planning on getting her or Zeus to kill me, good luck making them believe a oath-breaker and a deadbeat.
- Welp, my wife left me, my kids are dead, I'm vilified by the gods, and I'm most likely gonna get crushed by the rotting bow of the Argo when I try to sleep under it.
- Suck it boat boy.
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