Welp, I'm gonna head out and try to catch some food. Wanna come?
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Later...
Bobby... I just caught a whole DEER with my bow, it's not that hard! Okay I might have scared off every animal within 5 miles so we have to move again but...
Gee thanks!
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Hey, that's a cool color! How'd you make it?
Thanks! It's from wildflower petals that grow around the lake.
Cool! How come it's a cow?
Really? I kinda like living in the Paleolithic Era. It's fun. Fun. Yes. Always fun. I'm not lying right now. Stop me or this will go on forever.
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Too busy moping. Maybe next time.
Even though it took fifty years, that felt like a quick scene change.
Fifty years later...
Yeah. I got a haircut, and my beard shaved off. Not sure if I like it, but I got my cow.
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Honestly, I'm kind of glad we're living in the Neolithic Era. Now that we're farmers, there's a surplus of food, giving you time to specialize in painting. I like seeing what you create.
Thanks! But don't you ever miss hunting?
Sometimes, but fattening up chickens just to eat them later are... some sort of compromise.
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Well I'm gonna head into town, see what I can get people to trade for. Do you need anything?
Chocolate...
Don't we all... but that hasn't been invented yet, so anything else?
Another cow. What? Bessie's lonely. And I'm definitely not. But Bessie is.
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A true natural...
I don't know I guess I kinda wish we could stay in one place, maybe with some cows or something. I like cows. Wow, this nomadic life has got me going cray...