OMG! It actually worked, my time machine worked! Suck it Hawkins!
FORD'S THEATRE
There were no screens back in Lincoln's day, so imagine this is a play of Our American Cousin.
Should I save Abraham Lincoln? I mean what could possibly go wrong?
Were you living a ROCK? DO you not hear the whooshes in the air? The world is in literal CHAOS because an alien species named the "ZEROX" attacked the world with weapons we've never even seen! It's literally the plague all over again!
What the hell happened here?
Humility, honesty, and sincerity, all admirable qualities in a creature, and very rare for humans to display one of them in their lifetime. However, you were able to display all of them in this single apology. Therefore, I shall grant you this request and watch over mankind.
Well, then allow me to be the first of my kind to apologize for our bad actions, especially mine! However, please, please, please, please spare my kind, and I promise you that I will do my very best to make sure these actions aren't repeated in the future. Plus, I would like to ask you to watch over my kind if I'm gone, and guide them to the right direction if something happens.