It really has, what's up with you, you look terrible.
Congrats by the way.
I really *cough* I really don’t know man, about a week *cough* ago I went to a bar to celebrate my new job-
Wow, well my friend is a doctor, let's get you checked out.
Thank you, but as I was saying, there were a ton of *cough* smokers at this bar, and people were blocking the exits *cough* and ever since, I have had a non stop *cough* cough, sometimes bloody, and a shortness of breath as well.
Everything is going to be okay, we just have to run an x-ray on your lung to diagnose you.
Hi Josh, I’m Mary, now John told me how you’ve been feeling, and these are all possible symptoms of lung cancer.
I've got very mixed feelings about this.
Okay, I’m sorry to report you have lung cancer, but it is treatable.