Paleolithic & Neolithic Age Comic Strip
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- Heya Bobby, how ya doin?
- Welp, I'm gonna head out and try to catch some food. Wanna come?
- Too busy moping. Maybe next time.
- So we are too.
- Yeah.
- Not great. The game is always moving around.
- Later...
- Bobby... I just caught a whole DEER with my bow, it's not that hard! Okay I might have scared off every animal within 5 miles so we have to move again but...
- Gee thanks!
- A true natural...
- Hey, that's a cool color! How'd you make it?
- Really? I kinda like living in the Paleolithic Era. It's fun. Fun. Yes. Always fun. I'm not lying right now. Stop me or this will go on forever.
- Cool! How come it's a cow?
- Thanks! It's from wildflower petals that grow around the lake.
- I don't know I guess I kinda wish we could stay in one place, maybe with some cows or something. I like cows. Wow, this nomadic life has got me going cray...
- Fifty years later...
- Yeah. I got a haircut, and my beard shaved off. Not sure if I like it, but I got my cow.
- Even though it took fifty years, that felt like a quick scene change.
- Feels weird to have my hair in braids.
- Thanks! But don't you ever miss hunting?
- Honestly, I'm kind of glad we're living in the Neolithic Era. Now that we're farmers, there's a surplus of food, giving you time to specialize in painting. I like seeing what you create.
- Sometimes, but fattening up chickens just to eat them later are... some sort of compromise.
- Another cow. What? Bessie's lonely. And I'm definitely not. But Bessie is.
- Chocolate...
- Don't we all... but that hasn't been invented yet, so anything else?
- Well I'm gonna head into town, see what I can get people to trade for. Do you need anything?
- Mm-kay.
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