I am the Best President People have ever known. At least according to me.
Chief Executive
Firstly, I am the Chief Executive. I know its totally glam. I destroyed all of Obama's orders. That had been my life's dream. Finally fulfilled.
Chief Diplomat
No one knows that I put the muslim ban because I secretly admire the muslim nation.
Now that Muslim Ban should've been done long ago. I guess no one had the brains when they were Chief Diplomat.
Head of State
Now look, I was busy on Veterans day in 2017. I was on my pacific rim tour. I really don't think it's a big deal. After all, I'm such a great Head of State anyways, don't you agree?
Yes, I did call some of the fallen US military losers and suckers, but come on! They died which means they LOST. I hate losers because I am one too.
Commander in Chief
Reasons Why Trump is the Best Thing that Happened to America
Isn't it obvious? I had way better ideas. Look at that amazing 2,000 dollars I was about to get my people.
Legislative Leader
Does that say the Best thing? Don't they mean the WORST??
You're wondering why I didn't pass those 10 laws I said I would 100 days after being elected.