Nicholas who is an oxford student who's in love with Alison
John (the carpenter) and his 18 year old wife Alison
Absolon who's a parish clerk who also fancies Alison and brings her gifts every chance he gets.
Once John leaves Nicholas and Alison begins flirting. They came to an conclusion that they will sleep together but Alison is nervous that John will find out, but Nicholas has a plan to outsmart John.
Wow she's beautiful
I have a plan!
NO! My husband is going to find out
I had a vision that there would be a second flood coming twice as big as Noah's flood. We have to make sure we follow all the procedures or everything could go wrong.
Nicholas begins lying to John that he had a vision from God that on Monday water will cover the land twice as great as Noah's flood and he persuades him to fasten three tubs to the roof of the barn which they will sleep in and once the flood comes they would cut the tub and float until it subsides.
He's such an idiot (mumbling under his breath)
Okay I'll start on it
Let's go!!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
They sneak off while John is sleeping. They run back to the house and sleep together in her husband's bed.
Absalon passed by that night and asked for a quick kiss in the dark but instead she gave him something else to kiss and it wasn't her lips.
URGGGG!!!
Butt
Absalon stormed off angry and went to a blacksmith to get a red hot iron poker. Once he obtained it he rushed back to Alison window asking for another kiss for a golden ring, but instead Nicholas stuck his butt out the window and was surprised with a rude awakening.