While Jeff was distracting the king, soldiers began to climb out of the wooden-horse-vehicle. The king had a special surprise waiting for him...
Your highness, I come from Quinsilvania (a made up country), with the hope to organize a peace treaty with your country. I come with a uniquely made wooden horse.
WHO DARES DISTURB ME AT THIS HOUR!!!
Before we part. Did you receive my iMessage?
We can arrange that...But I need to confirm with my advisors. I can get back to you by the tomorrow, when the sun is directly above our heads.
Let's begin the attack.
While Jeff was explaining to the king what an iMessage was, the soldiers continued their decent from the wooden horse.