Ah! What a beautiful day! I sure do hope that nothing wacky or surprising happens!
SUDDENLY...
It is I, Mr. Local Culture! I am here to prove to you, Mr. Pop Culture, that Local Culture is ALWAYS BETTER!!!
Woah, something wacky happened! Hey dude, can you first explain to me what local culture is?
SERIOUSLY?? You don't even know what local culture is?? Fine, let me explain.
I am Mr. Local Culture, the physical representation of Local Culture, which is a type of culture that is rural, consistent over time, and cohesive in cultural traits. I always win in the long run!
Now, try to convince that pop culture is better!
Uh...ok. Well, pop culture is big. Way bigger than local culture, it's urban and its also quickly changing culture. Ever heard of Los K-poppers?
Not really. And how is this a battle again?
No. But that is literally the worst description I have ever heard for anything. Do you even care about this battle we're having???!
You're going off script, Nate! You always do this! Get back on track or there'll be a real battle! The battle we're supposed to be having is verbal!
Ok dude, geez. I was just wondering. Speaking of wondering, don't you ever wonder if there is a third type of culture?
Gah! I've had it with your ramblings! You want a battle, I'll give you a battle!