WHAT! DID YOU JUST EAT THAT WHOLE BAG OF CHIPS! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MANY CALORIES ARE IN THAT?
Yes? It said like around 250 for each chip. Why are you shocked about that?
Did you know that in those chips, scientists add a secret agent called vanishing caloric density.
What is that?
This agent tricks people's brains into not feeling full, which makes you want to eat more.
Cool. That sounds really interesting. Glad there are only 5 chips in that bag.
5 chips? That's it? Oh. That is good. I thought that bag had 500 chips or something in it. Then you would either have to take a quick walk, or to read the label, or to choose fresh foods next time.
Thanks for telling me this, but I already knew all that....
I thought you didn't know..........
Now I have to find another person who doesn't know about calories and vanishing caloric density.