Last week I gave a fire safety talk and nobody paid attention. It's my own fault for using power point. Power point is boring.
Today, smoking is going to save lives.
Dwight looks around quick as he pulls out a lighter and light fluid from his desk. He nods to the camera man to pan over to him. medium long shot
Does it smell... smoky?
Dwight quickly goes to the door and shuts it silently and locking it behind him. He looks at the camera and starts talking about his mischievous plan. Medium close up
Dwight continue walking around the office locking all the exits and then starts a fire by tossing a cigarette into a trashcan. Low angle shot/Tilt
Attention workers this was all a test to see if you knew procedure. You obviously failed.
Dwight goes back to his desk looking around suspiciously. He notices that the smoke is starting to fill the room. Two people shot
Everyone starts noticing the fire and runs around panicking. They all think "every man for themselves" as they look for an exit. Dwight lets this test go on without interfering. long shot/pan (people knock camera over)
As Dwight's coworkers panic and start throwing each other out of the way, he gets on a megaphone and makes the announcement that this was a fire drill test. Everyone is upset but deals with it. Point of view/pan