Hey, I'm Napoleon Bonaparte, and I'm with my army of 1,000,000 men. Together they call us...
I was born in the year August 15, 1769, and I died on May 5, 1821. But as you may have realized, I have recently been resurrected by the locals of the place I died all those years ago.
I knew I never should have bought that beautiful arsenic wallpaper! Hmph!
Huh? What's this?
Dear Napoleon Bonaparte, Hello my name is Emmanuel Macron, and I am the president of France. I got word of you and your army's resurrection by way of my baguette spies. I have been watching you from their perspective, and I have prepared to mount a battle against you.Sincerely, Emmanuel MacronP.S. What kind of idiot dyes wallpaper with arsenic? Not me because I am very smart! Tee-Hee! :)
Men, I'm gonna need some fancy horses, guns that misfire, some tasty boots, and a white flag, because it's time for some french battle tactics!