It's not my fault, I can't breathe unless I'm in the water!
Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?
And I have the power of super strength!
They keep arguing for a good half hour, both men decide that this argument is pointless and go home furious.
Maybe there's something from my childhood that made me this way!
Why do I have to be like this? why can't I just be normal?! One benefit from this is that I'm really intelligent
He realizes that his childhood was filled with drama. His mom was an alcoholic, and his father was in jail, this could have led up to him developing the ability to breathe underwater.